Every Halloween

In 2007, Dad handed out rice cakes, In 2008, he handed out raisins, in 2009 he handed out prunes. Everyone hated his treats. He gave out Trail Mix. It is not the kind with M&M's, peanuts, cashews, raisins, and almonds. It is homemade trail mix. It has Dried Apricots, Granola, Sunflower Seeds, and Craisins. When the first trick or treater came to his house, he put a bag of his trail mix in the trick or treater's bag, and then the trick or treater cried. Everyone hated his trail mix so much, that they threw tomatoes at him and the house. My dad tried to dodge the tomatoes but, he was too slow. And when we got home, the house was a complete disaster. It took a week to clean the tomatoes off. THE END

world's worst trail mix

My dad hands out trail mix every Haloween. It is homemade trail mix. It has Dried Apricots, Granola, Sunflower Seeds, and Craisins. Every Trick-or-treater hated dad's trail mix so much, they threw tomatoes at our house. Most of the tomatoes landed on dad. And it took at least a week to clean the tomatoes off of the house.